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The Lamer Table
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oh sweet darling

Next year...If the seniors get what they want they get to sit at the "senior tables" out on the patio. That's just retarded. I wouldn't ever think of leaving you Lamer Table and if anyoe gets to you before any of us do...I'M KICKING SOME ASS!

Oh sweet table you let us sit
With chairs that make our asses fit
 
We meet you every lunch
We all go...The whole bunch
 
You're always there
One seat never bear
 
No one better sit at our table
Or they will wear the stupid fucker lable
 
I see you there as I enter the room
The feel of the seats is like a croon
 
I don't have much more to say
When I retire together we'll go.to the bay
 
I know that really sucked. I wasn't really feeling it. I need to be deeper. The power of The Table was too much and I couldn't clear my mind. The truth is words will never be enough to express my love of this table.
 

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